You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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