Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Pappa wants mamma naked
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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