I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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