Only a mothe r could love this liver
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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