Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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