3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Randomize
