No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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