You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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