just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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