dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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