lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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