69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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