Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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