So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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