no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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