oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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