I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
