This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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