ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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