is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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