Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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