He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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