There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
