nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
How many fucks given?
0.12846
This can only be settled by a dance off.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
