Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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