i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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