you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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