yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
as a side note pls kill me
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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