physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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