THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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