3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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