I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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