So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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