He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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