based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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