I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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