Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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