i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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