What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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