That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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