That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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