i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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