We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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