he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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