I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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