put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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