I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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