in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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