fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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