I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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