I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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