For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
there is puke in my bra ... again
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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